In a move that shocked the world until the world realized, “Oh wait, I already knew that,” Clay Aiken finally admitted he is gay in a People magazine interview. *
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Last week Christian singer and performer of schmaltzy anthems Ray Boltz announced he is gay as well. That’s right. Apparently September is National Announce You’re Gay If You’re A Singer Whose Songs Make Me Turn Off The Radio And Your Name Rhymes With “Gay” month. **
* Clay Aiken? Who would have EVER imagined? He speaks SO manly. Well- since it IS September, I have an announcement as well- I am so gay (as in happy)!
** Posted in humor (totally sarcastic, but humorously nonetheless).
4 comments:
Yeah, I think we all knew there was a good chance he was gay. So I don't think it changes anything about how people look at him or his music.
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Michael
I know - I saw it already and I loved it!
What's funny is that some people didn't actually know. This truly was a shock for them...of course those people probably live under pebbles but they would've had to find out sooner or later.
Ok, I just saw this and I think it's hilarious that both Clay and Ray rhyme with gay. Way to put it all together :)
-L
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